You know me, I appreciate the finer things in life – I drive home in my Maybach 62, I open a bottle of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam, and start to sharpen my Global knife to cut into my kobe beef …

OUCH! When you’re a super-rich international jet-setter like myself* and you happen to cut your finger, you know that those cheap and nasty shop-bought plasters just won’t do. So thank heavens for Amron Expirmental’s Leather Band-Aid, which cost $15 a pop. The only way to dress a wound!

* Massive lie