Play-doh perfume.

Perhaps more worryingly, they have a whole range including Eau de Crayon, Pina Colada (I’d be worried about smelling like I’d thrown my drink down my top!) Paint and – here’s the worrying one for me – Glue “Glue Scented Pick-Me-Up Cologne Spray“. They obviously saw that concern coming though:

Did you get in trouble in elementary school for eating paste? The Perpetual Kid did…. This cologne captures the scent of airplane or car modeling glue, a guaranteed trip down memory lane, and no, it is not toxic, and NO, it will NOT make you high…

They also do some US treat versions. Happy weekend!